Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - # 029

In 2011 Sony pictures, desperate to hold onto the film rights to Ghost Rider, made a movie so unbearably bad that it single handedly ended the franchise, lead to the rights of the character to revert back to Marvel Studios and forced Nicolas Cage to quit doing blockbuster films for good. Join us as we suffer through an absolute dumpster fire that not even Nic Cage, Idris Elba, Ciaran Hinds and Christopher Lambert could save featuring villains with the most punchable faces since...well since the original Ghost Rider: Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance.

Eight years after the events of the first film, though bafflingly featuring a somewhat different origin story, opposite character motivations from the ending of part one and completely different Mephistopheles, Johnny Blaze is hiding out in Eastern Europe where he is tasked by an alcoholic motorcycle riding monk with tracking down the devil’s son and rescuing him from Satan himself.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance features the incredible and underutilized Idris Elba, the Highlander himself Christopher Lambert, the always memorable Ciaran Hinds, a man whose face you’ll yearn to punch whether he’s a human or a demon Johnny Whitworth, Italian Actress Violante Placido and the only man who can piss fire and not make it seem stupid, just kidding it’s fucking ridiculous Academy Award winning actor and the only man who will ever hold the mantle of Ghost Rider in our hearts Nicolas Kim Coppola better known as Nicolas Cage.